Script For Final Production

Shaun, Daniel, Sam, Dee      SUPER DENCH

AT MID-AFTERNOON INSIDE STEVEN AND SHAKIR GOING THROUGH ANOTHER DAY. (BERT &ERNIE)HIGH ANGLE “MOOVIN LIKE BERERNE” WHILST YAWNING

BERT: (AS BERT APPROACHES BOTTOM OF STAR CASE IN LINE PF SIGHT OF ERNIE FEEZE FRAME 2 SHOT OF BERT INGLUDING DESCRIPTED NARRATION) (YAWNING AND DANCING)

NARRATOR: This is Bert he’s an idiot, he’s 16 years old favourite food alphabet spaghetti, blood type…DIABETIES!

FAST PAN (WITH ZIP SOUND EFFECT-NON DIAGETIC SOUND T A FREEZE FRAME 2 SHOT OF ERNIE)

NARRATOR: This is Ernie he’s less of an idiot, favourite food chicken blood type fried chicken

BERT APPROACHES ERNIE

BERT: (HOLDING BACK A LAUGH) Hey Ernie knock, knock

ERNIE: (SIGHS UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) who’s there?

BERT: (PUTS HNDS OVER MOUTH TRYING TO HOLD BACK LAUGH MORE) Daisy

ERNIE: Daisy who? (RAISED EYEBROW)

BERT: (SHOUTS) they see me rolling, they hating (NON DIAGETIC MUSIC, BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER)

ERNIE: (FACE PALMS AND SHAKES HEAD BUT REMAINS QUTET CLOSE UP SHIT)

(FADES INTO BLACK WHILE MUSIC REMAINS PLAYING-NON DIAGETIC)

END