Re- drafted script for final production

Script for Final Production

MID-SHOT ESTABLISHING THE HALLWAY FOLLOWED BY NON-DIAGETIC FART SOUND
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ERNIE:

That aint human 

BERT:

(Opens door) I got’s to shake that off

MID-SHOT TRACKING BERT WALK DOWN THE STAIRS SHAKING HIS BODY

BERT:

(Sings) shake it off (Yawns)

NARRATOR:

Name: Bert IQ: low favourite food: alphabetti spaghetti Blood type: diabetes 

BERT:

MID-SHOT (walks into the room and closes door behind him) hey Ernie

NARRATOR:

Name: Ernie IQ: slightly higher favourite food: fried chicken blood type: fried chicken 

CLOSE UP PF ERNIE ON GAME PAD

BERT:

That was so big it hurt, I couldn’t handle it 

ERNIE:

You sicken me 

BERT:

Say it, (shouts) say it! 

ERNIE:

Thats what she said

BERT: 

(Laughs uncontrollably) oh Ernie you’re so funny 

ERNIE: 

(Mumble) you’re so stupid